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En-suite luxury is only a sleep away

Sleep With Us thanks to Dave Loewen

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Luxury ensuite bathrooms in South Africa come in all sizes and styles. From luxurious and grand, to modern and functional, these personal spaces are coordinated to the principal bedroom. Want to sleep here? I guest so!
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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Unwelcome guests are often most welcome when they are gone. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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