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En-suite luxury is only a sleep away

Sleep With Us thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you'e wanted in South Africa

Luxury ensuite bathrooms in South Africa come in all sizes and styles. From luxurious and grand, to modern and functional, these personal spaces are coordinated to the principal bedroom. Want to sleep here? I guest so!

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Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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