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Sleep Driving

Resting on the road, behind the scenes

Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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