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Sleep Driving

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Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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