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Sleep Driving

Resting on the road, behind the scenes

Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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