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Sleep Driving

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Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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