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Sleep Driving

Resting on the road, behind the scenes

Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm getting on. I'm now equipped with a snooze button. - Denis Norden

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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Dead Poirot

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Free Nobel Peace Prize

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