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Sleep Driving

Resting on the road, behind the scenes

Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela


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