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Skywalking

Extreme sports for hikers and campers

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking in the Alps

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking at Mt. Nimbus, Canada

Combining safety with height fright
'A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.' - Steven Wright
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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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