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Skywalking

Extreme sports for hikers and campers

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking in the Alps

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking at Mt. Nimbus, Canada

Combining safety with height fright
'A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.' - Steven Wright

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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