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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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