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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest comes. - Diana Vreeland

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide


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