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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

It is no disgrace to rest a bit. - Gene Fowler

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities. - Benjamin Franklin

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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