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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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