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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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If you rest, you rust. - Helen Hayes

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities. - Benjamin Franklin

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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