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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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