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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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