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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley


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