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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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