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Sidewalk Jammies

Lookin' this good wears you out

Sidewalk Jammies thanks to Keith Blake

Ledasha was prepared for the girls' slumber party

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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