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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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