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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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