Sheepish Grin

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan