QuotaBillsChildren make your life important. - Erma Bombeck
Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus
Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle
If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne
It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich
What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford
We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides
Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan
Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter
People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers
What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy
Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller