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Wool you be my best friend?

Sheepish Grin thanks to Mike King

How are ewe today?

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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