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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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