Sheepish Grin

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com