Sheepish Grin

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller