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Sharkalanche

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Sharkalanche thanks to Bob Gill

Frozen water, sound science shark movie

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Filmdom: A bad movie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Stanislaw Lec

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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