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Sharkalanche

Better than JAWS - a runaway box office hit

Sharkalanche thanks to Bob Gill

Frozen water, sound science shark movie

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Megaflop: The worst movie you ever saw - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Stanislaw Lec

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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