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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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