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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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