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Sewing Sculpture

3D Sculptures made of suspended sewing buttons

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sew What? Sewing the seeds of inspiration

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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