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Sewing Sculpture

3D Sculptures made of suspended sewing buttons

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sew What? Sewing the seeds of inspiration

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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