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A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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