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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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