Self-Assumed Quality Service

Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain