Self-Assumed Quality Service

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou