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Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. - William James

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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