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Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Dignity is the quality that enables a man who says nothing and knows nothing, to command a great deal of respect. - John Raper

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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