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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown


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