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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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