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Security Glass

Unbreakable glass proves tempting to vandals

Security Glass thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

We see through a glass darkly because all we want is to be comfortable. - Ravi Zacharias

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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