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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist


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