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Taking a camouflage stroll down the beach

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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist


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