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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden


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