#1 humor site on the 'net

Sea Girl

Blending in with the tide

Sea Girl thanks to Keith Blake

Taking a camouflage stroll down the beach

QuotaBills
Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


Double Vision

Please Help My Car

Adultery

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Moses' USB Tablets

Virus Update

Carnations vs. Roses

Waterproof Notepad

Sudoku Cats

Harlie's Angel

Ladder Load

Road To Nowhere

Bartender Mechanic

Promote Yourself

Noteable Bartender

Microsoft Innovation

Complaint Jar

First Selfie

Leave My Drink Alone

Great Scott!

Golden End of the Rainbow

Big Blade Snow Plow

Emergency Bridge Repair Team

A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version