QuotaBillsLife is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright