Scottish Weather Forecast

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift