Scottish Weather Forecast
Why clans huddle together in the Scottish Highlands
The weather looks quite stable in Scotland these days
Predicting weather in Europe - using Scotland as a good example
QuotaBillsHead Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner
Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell