Scottish Knitware

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos