QuotaBillsTrojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson
My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com