Scottish Knitware

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com