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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The man ain't got a regleamin' feature. - Archie Bunker

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Stewardship is what a man does after he says, 'I believe.' - WH Greeveries

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Drunkard: 1. A man who knows his capacity but gets drunk before he reaches it; 2. Human prune - the more he is soaked, the more he swells. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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