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Scientific Driving Test

Men vs. Women drivers

Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Fool: One whom bigger fools believe to be a man of merit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

The world asks, 'What does a man own?' Christ asks, 'How does he use it?' - Andrew Murray

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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