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Scientific Driving Test

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster. - Jonathan Swift

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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