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Scientific Driving Test

Men vs. Women drivers

Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

These are the times that try men's souls. - Thomas Paine

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow-creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate, but almost disqualified for life. - Albert Einstein

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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