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Scientific Driving Test

Men vs. Women drivers

Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Landlord: A man who aims to lease - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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