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Scientific Driving Test

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. - American Proverb

That man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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