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Scientific Driving Test

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. - Frank Dane

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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