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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

We are stubborn on vision. We are flexible on details. - Jeff Bezos

Swallow your pride occasionally. It's non-fattening. - Frank Tyger

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned. - Arabian Proverb

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare


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