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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. - Groucho Marx

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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