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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. - Unknown

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. - Groucho Marx

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. - Katharine Hepburn

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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