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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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