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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. - Dr. Seuss

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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