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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How many bugs will you eat this year?

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

The height of cleverness is to conceal it. - Duc de la Rochefoucauld

Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. - Joe Clark

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Swallow your pride occasionally. It's non-fattening. - Frank Tyger

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan


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