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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How many bugs will you eat this year?

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

The height of cleverness is to conceal it. - Duc de la Rochefoucauld

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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