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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same? - Huckleberry Finn

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

Rethink training: the best process of learning is on the the job, just-in-time, 'nibble-knowledge' to incrementally transform mindsets and skillsets irrevocably. - Tony Dovale

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain


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