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Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

One forgives to the degree that one loves. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. - Steven Wright

Today, it is not only that our kings do not know mathematics, but our philosophers do not know mathematics and – to go further – our mathematicians do not know mathematics. - J. Robert Oppenheimer

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

You can only learn so much from books. You can only learn so much from education. Ultimately, it is the wisdom of God that will carry you through in the toughest situations of life. - Ravi Zacharias

Mathematics would certainly have not come into existence if one had known from the beginning that there was in nature no exactly straight line, no actual circle, no absolute magnitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain

I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return. - Bertrand Russell


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