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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's, must be beautiful – there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics. - Godfrey Hardy

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

Companies are learning that it's much better to offer customers a place to give direct feedback at their virtual doorstep than to ignore complaints and let them crop up everywhere. - Dan Solomon

There was an old fellow at Trinity
Who solved the square root of infinity.
But it gave him such fidgets
To count up the digits
That he dropped Math and took up Divinity - Unknown

I knew that I was learning one of the most important lessons of my life: that instead of waiting for the perfect opportunity, I should work toward a realization that every opportunity is perfect. - Suzan-Lori Parks

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether this happens at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps on learning not only remains young, but becomes constantly more valuable regardless of physical capacity. - Harvey Ullman


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