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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. - Steven Wright

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain,
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning.
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain,
Gives genius a better discerning. - Oliver Goldsmith

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

Mathematics would certainly have not come into existence if one had known from the beginning that there was in nature no exactly straight line, no actual circle, no absolute magnitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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