School Speed Limit

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno