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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

What spectacle can be more edifying or more seasonable than that of Liberty and Learning, each leaning on the other for their natural and surest support. - James Madison

The fact is there are few more popular subjects than mathematics. Most people have some appreciation of mathematics, just as most people can enjoy a pleasant tune. - Godfrey Hardy

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Companies are learning that it's much better to offer customers a place to give direct feedback at their virtual doorstep than to ignore complaints and let them crop up everywhere. - Dan Solomon

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson


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