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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

I advise my students to listen carefully the moment they decide to take no more mathematics courses. They might be able to hear the sound of closing doors. - James Caballero

Knowledge and education in the hands of one who claims no higher accountability or authority than one's own individuality is power in the hands of a fool. - Ravi Zacharias

The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's, must be beautiful – there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics. - Godfrey Hardy

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

Mathematics would certainly have not come into existence if one had known from the beginning that there was in nature no exactly straight line, no actual circle, no absolute magnitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley

I think education is power. I think education is power. I think that being able to communicate with people is power. One of my main goals on the planet is to encourage people to empower themselves. - Oprah Winfrey


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