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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same? - Huckleberry Finn

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - H L Mencken

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven


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