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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's, must be beautiful – there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics. - Godfrey Hardy

The fact is there are few more popular subjects than mathematics. Most people have some appreciation of mathematics, just as most people can enjoy a pleasant tune. - Godfrey Hardy


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