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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

Companies are learning that it's much better to offer customers a place to give direct feedback at their virtual doorstep than to ignore complaints and let them crop up everywhere. - Dan Solomon

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether this happens at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps on learning not only remains young, but becomes constantly more valuable regardless of physical capacity. - Harvey Ullman


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