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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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