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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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