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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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