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Don't fall asleep during class

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Getting wrapped up in homework

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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

o be a good loser is to learn how to win. - Carl Sandburg

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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