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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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