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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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