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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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