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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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