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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown


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