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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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