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Scholar vs Dropout

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A mere scholar, a mere ass. - Robert Burton

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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