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Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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