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When you can't say something nice...
Looking for something wit-e and sarcastic?
QuotaBillsImpropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham
A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis
Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Some sarcasm is best told simply. - Kevin Hart
Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin
When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare
National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown
What we've got here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke
A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts
Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown