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Sao Paulo Phone Boxes

The art of making a phone call in Brazil

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Dropping phone box sales prompt artistic call displays

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

Sao Paulo Phone Boxes thanks to Barry McCartney

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Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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