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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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