Safe Food

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Like warmed-up cabbage served at each repast, the repetition kills the wretch at last. - Juvenal

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock