QuotaBillsLife is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Like warmed-up cabbage served at each repast, the repetition kills the wretch at last. - Juvenal
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion