Safe Food

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk