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If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

He who strikes the first blow confesses that he has run out of ideas. - Amish Saying

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The challenges in our lives are there to strengthen our convictions. They are not there to run us over. - Nick Vujicic

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used exclusively for the benefit of the people, to whom they belong. - Fidel Castro

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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