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Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates. - Laurence Stallings

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

In the long run, the sword will always be conquered by the spirit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used exclusively for the benefit of the people, to whom they belong. - Fidel Castro

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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