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If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. - Sally Phillips

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

The challenges in our lives are there to strengthen our convictions. They are not there to run us over. - Nick Vujicic

I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump


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