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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast. - William Shakespeare

A toad does not run in the daytime for nothing. - Chinua Achebe

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Anyone can run 20 miles. It's the next six that count. - Barry Magee

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. - Rudyard Kipling

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. - Sally Phillips

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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