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Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates. - Laurence Stallings

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast. - William Shakespeare

Wisely and slowly; they stumble that run fast. - William Shakespeare

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

People, some good, some bad, but in the long run we come out even. - Jan Hittle

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. - Josh Billings

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Don't run as hard as you can - run as fast as you can without straining. - Jack Daniels

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

The challenges in our lives are there to strengthen our convictions. They are not there to run us over. - Nick Vujicic

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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