Ruined Day
Someone's day is about to be ruined
Countdown to a warm shower
QuotaBillsDyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden