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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Margin: Mother's ruin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Bad attitudes will ruin your team. - Terry Bradshaw

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be a People Person but people ruined that for me. - Unknown

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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