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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

More people are ruined by victory, I imagine, than be defeat. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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