Ruined Day

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. - Benjamin Franklin

He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

More people are ruined by victory, I imagine, than be defeat. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. - Warren Buffett

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia