RSVP
Wedding invites for every possible guest
Sorting out those who regretfully or resentfully attend or decline
QuotaBillsThe most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde
Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward