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Room For Two

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend

Room For Two thanks to Mike King

The cat's in the bag

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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