Room For Two

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon