Room For Two

Old friends are best. - John Selden

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo