QuotaBillsFriends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown
Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb
A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen