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Room For Two

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend

Room For Two thanks to Mike King

The cat's in the bag

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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