Room For Two

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen