Room For Two

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle