Room For Two

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo