Room For Two

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo