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Rocky Orders thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis


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