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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I tool orders from no one. - Gerald Barzan

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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