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Rock Solid Car

Antique car sales on the Moistwest Territories

Rock Solid Car thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bubba's almost-fuel-efficient vehicle

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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