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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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