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Road Totals

A road rage driver's running tally

Road Totals thanks to Keith Blake

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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