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Road Totals

A road rage driver's running tally

Road Totals thanks to Keith Blake

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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