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Road Totals

A road rage driver's running tally

Road Totals thanks to Keith Blake

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A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our lives are a sum total of the choices we have made. - Wayne Dyer

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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