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Road Post Invitation

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

I am prepared to go anywhere, so long as it is forward. - David Livingstone

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. - Lou Holtz

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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