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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

"The good old days." The only good days are ahead. - Alice Childress

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. - Lou Holtz

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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