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Road Post Invitation

How to highlite the next accident site

Road Post Invitation thanks to Barry McCartney

Road safety signs in the Moistwest Territories

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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Be always sure you are right - then go ahead. - Davy Crockett

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

"The good old days." The only good days are ahead. - Alice Childress

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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