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Road Post Invitation

How to highlite the next accident site

Road Post Invitation thanks to Barry McCartney

Road safety signs in the Moistwest Territories

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

"The good old days." The only good days are ahead. - Alice Childress

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

You will never get ahead of anyone as long as you are trying to get even. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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