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Risky Graffiti

Some graffiti artists also take up bungee jumping

Risky Graffiti thanks to Leanne Ovenell

Would you do anything to make a name for yourself?

Funny why no one from the Graffiti Removal company returned our calls...

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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