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Risky Graffiti

Some graffiti artists also take up bungee jumping

Risky Graffiti thanks to Leanne Ovenell

Would you do anything to make a name for yourself?

Funny why no one from the Graffiti Removal company returned our calls...

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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