ReTired Garden Bed

Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington