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Restroom Fragrance

Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?

Restroom Fragrance thanks to Keith Blake

Bubba calls this 'Eau de toilette'

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. - The Wizard of Oz

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Everybody loves to find fault, it gives a feeling of superiority. - William Feather

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. - Julius Charles

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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