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Restroom Fragrance

Which spray nozzle fragrance sets you apart?

Restroom Fragrance thanks to Keith Blake

Bubba calls this 'Eau de toilette'

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Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. - George Moore

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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