Restroom Fragrance

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. - Julius Charles

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle