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Respect For Grapes

When grapes make the ultimate sacrifice

Respect For Grapes thanks to Howard Chapman

The best grapes for Sauvignon Blanc wine

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences. - Andre Gide

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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