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Respect For Grapes

When grapes make the ultimate sacrifice

Respect For Grapes thanks to Howard Chapman

The best grapes for Sauvignon Blanc wine

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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A man should not so much respect what he eats as with whom he eats. - Michel de Montaigne

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Respect for the right of another to be wrong does not mean that the wrong is right. - Ravi Zacharias

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences. - Andre Gide

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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