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Respect For Grapes

When grapes make the ultimate sacrifice

Respect For Grapes thanks to Howard Chapman

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Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

Only those who respect the personality of others can be of real use to them. - Albert Schweitzer

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. - Pink

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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