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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Your thoughts become things. - Rhonda Byrne

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Our achievements today are but the sum total of our thoughts of yesterday. - Blaise Pascal

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

The shining example of philanthropy is often tarnished when thought is given to how the philanthropist got it in the first place. - Unknown

She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts. - George Eliot

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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