#1 humor site on the 'net

Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

QuotaBills
People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


Wannabe Shoplifter

Breaker Bypass

Ice Hand

Invisible Homeless Man

No Muff Too Tough

Safe Removals

Yoga Business Card

Segway in Rural Norway

Mom Lookout

Dog Diner

It's Too Cold To Ride Outside

Ye Olde Simple Simon

High Tensile Snow

Target Entry

Squirrel Feeder Trap

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Florida Sewer Rat

Crane Drop

Special Touch

Muscle Control

Selfie Stuck

Organic Compromise

Crab Collection

Basketball Car