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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Scholarly Debate: Feud for thought - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W Somerset Maugham

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts. - Peace Pilgrim

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Ugarte: "You despise me, don't you?"
Rick Blaine: "If I gave you any thought I probably would." - Rick Blaine

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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