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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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