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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. - WC Fields

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. - Tom Lehrer

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was. - Rex Harrison

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro


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