Reducing Soap

Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton