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Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

People do not become more valuable with age. - Sam Levenson

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. - Margaret Atwood

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

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Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

There's no age that isn't a good time to confront one's mortality or to consider a second adulthood. - Barbara Ehrenreich

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali