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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 celsius. - George Carlin

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. - Margaret Atwood

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick


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