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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
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A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
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I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright