Reducing Soap

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 celsius. - George Carlin

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

The essence of age is intellect. Wherever that appears, we call it old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro