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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

After the age of 80, everything reminds you of something else. - Lowell Thomas

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. - Stephen Fry

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

There's no age that isn't a good time to confront one's mortality or to consider a second adulthood. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato


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