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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Middle age is when everything new you feel is likely to be a symptom. - Laurence J Peter

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso