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Age is only a number. - Lexi Starling

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of age is intellect. Wherever that appears, we call it old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that a while ago. - Jack Nicholson

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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