QuotaBillsUp there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler