Redneck Shower Head
Bubba's low flow shower pails in comparison to others
Conserve water - shower with a friend
Works best with re-used water
QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill