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Redneck Shave

How to get the best, closest at-home shave possible

Redneck Shave thanks to Mike King

Shaving tips for men (and for some women)

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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