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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper


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