QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler