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Redneck Power Windows

Bubba's portable window workmate

Redneck Power Windows thanks to Mike King

Trying to find the cheapest local auto body repair shop

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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