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Redneck Abs

Bodybuilding exercise at the local chain link fence

Redneck Abs thanks to Mike King

Fencing - the sport of real champions

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Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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