Redneck Abs

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois