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Redneck Abs

Bodybuilding exercise at the local chain link fence

Redneck Abs thanks to Mike King

Fencing - the sport of real champions

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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