Redneck Abs

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers