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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

Forget positive thinking, try positive action

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Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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