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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

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