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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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