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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

Forget positive thinking, try positive action

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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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