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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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