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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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