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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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