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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah


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