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And though she be but little, she is fierce. - William Shakespeare

She moved like a poem and smiled like a sphinx. - Laini Taylor

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. - Gloria Naylor

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus. - Archie Bunker

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. - Mark Twain

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began. - Leo Tolstoy

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White