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She speaks, yet she says nothing. - William Shakespeare

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Betrayed: Ready to go through the cafeteria line. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

There is no lonelier person than the one who lives with a spouse with whom he or she cannot communicate. - Margaret Mead

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid