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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

She takes everything I say out of contest. - Archie Bunker

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Here's a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. - Henny Youngman

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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