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Ready For Rabbits

Fashion statement for the Royal Guard

Ready For Rabbits thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Make rabbits, not war!

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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bullet that will kill me is not yet cast. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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