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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

The answer lies within the question itself. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. - Eugene I Decouvertes

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Ask yourself this question: "Will this matter a year from now?" - Richard Carlson

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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