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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Life is a question and how we live it is our answer. - Gary Keller

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies. - Darynda Jones

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. - Eugene I Decouvertes

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

The question should never be who is right, but what is right. - Glen Gardiner

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. - Oscar Levant

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The most basic question is not what is best, but who shall decide what is best. - Thomas Sowell

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

There is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton

The primary question is not, 'What do we know?', but 'How do we know?'. - Aristotle

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?' - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is so self-defeating as a question that has not been thought through before it has been fully posed. - C S Lewis

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

The question which we must ask ourselves is not whether we like or do not like what is going on, but what we are going to do about it. - Winston Churchill

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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