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A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question - e e cummings

It is not enough to be busy. The question is what are we busy about? - Henry David Thoreau

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein

Ask yourself this question: "Will this matter a year from now?" - Richard Carlson

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. - Mark Twain

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt


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