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Questionable Building

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Questionable Building thanks to Ken Ward

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Life is a question and how we live it is our answer. - Gary Keller

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies. - Darynda Jones

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. - Eugene I Decouvertes

I'd rather live with a good question than a bad answer. - Aryeh Frimer

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question - e e cummings

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?' - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. - Mark Twain

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt


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