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Pumpkin Cake

Scary edible treats for Halloween

Pumpkin Cake thanks to Jenna Hoodicoff

Combining spiders with chocolate for Halloween dessert

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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