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Pumpkin Cake

Scary edible treats for Halloween

Pumpkin Cake thanks to Jenna Hoodicoff

Combining spiders with chocolate for Halloween dessert

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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