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Pumpkin Cake

Scary edible treats for Halloween

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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